Guys, there's a reason the chubby parts on either side of your waist aren't called "lust handles." They're not attractive. True, love handles don't, or at least shouldn't, stop a woman from finding a man attractive, but I don't understand why men with love handles the size of watermelons feel the need to remove their shirts at the pool like they're unwrapping a gift for the ladies and then strut by like peacocks on display. Please, for the love of God, stop doing that.
That is all.
PS. No, that is not all. To be fair, I must tell the ladies that a tan does NOT hide cellulite. I know. I wish it did. But it doesn't. So please put away the Daisy Dukes. Your brown cottage-cheese thighs are hot, but only because they're sunburned. Use some aloe vera and put on capri pants. Thanks.